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Planet Cleanstick is a content aggregator. It collects and displays posts from some of the greatest internet superheroes who have ever existed.

Jon Atkinson was born in Anchorage, Alaska in 1883. He was abandoned as a child and raised by local natives, who also subsequently abandoned him. After nearly starving in the harsh tundra, he discovered a special affinity with nature and began his lifelong quest to destroy civilization.

Isaac Cohen, te plus oculis meis amarem, Isaace iucundissime, munere isto odissem te odio Vatiniano: nam quid feci ego quidue sum locutus, cur me tot male perderes poetis?

Happy, or as you may remember him from his folk singing days, El Sonríe, retired from performing his unique brand of Tex-Mex folk/mariachi/country fusion in 1978. He is now quite active in his local church and has abandoned his corn liquor bootlegging ways.

Jason Scheirer has many faces, but none of them housewife. beginning in the late 1700s, he built a modest publishing empire that eventually, at its peak, incorporated every citizen in the Austro-Hungarian empire as an employee. He lost his fortunes on less-than-shrewd dogfight bets.

Sam Thursfield is obsessively paranoid and will charge if subjected to extended periods of staring. Please do not feed the Sam. If you would like, we have postcards in the gift shop after the tour. There are only 12 Sam Thursfields left in the wild, making it one of the most endagered species in the world. What you see here is a rare and wonderful opportunity to see a Sam Thursfield, which may not be available to later generations.